I Am Completely Serious

"When we explained that we wanted to go to snake island, people told us"

Me: "That it's full of snakes, why the fuck do you want to go on snake island"

"The ship's captain came highly-recommended and has many years of experience"

Me: "However on closer examination, he is a bunch of snakes working together to operate a pair of pants"

"We asked him if he had any advice for us while we're on the island"

Me: ""Don't go on snake island it's full of snakes, I mean I am snakes and I don't want to go on snake island""

"On stepping onto Snake Island, we were surprised to find that"

Me: "The earth itself was snakes, many millions of lashing snakes. And it always had been"

"On the horizon we saw an ominous sight"

Me: "The very sun had become a snake"

Like,

"In Homestuck, Calliope will be eaten by the Rainbow Frog."

"The guy who plays Joffrey will do something really nice IRL and they will have to replace him for reasons of verisimilitude. Deadline: November 2014."

"Second Life will close down this year."

"Bitcoins will be below $400 on April 1st."

No, I'm not going to do any of this, it just seems like something that should exist, so I can look through the bets people have made and then bang my head against something for a while.

Are there bitcoin bookies that let you bet bitcoins on the future performance of bitcoins, because there should be.