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1) Okay, where's Aradia? Is it Aradia Time yet? I feel like it should be nearly Aradia Time.

2) Also, potentially Aranea Time.

3) Going back to Sad Striders: they're going to be really-super fucked up about it if they get Bro Vibes/AR Vibes from Union Jack, aren't they?

3a) Wait, how did Dave get his unspellable Welsh sword back in this timeline? Jade had to re-alchemize it for him before, right?

Andrew Hussie definitely does not have any goddamn thematic reason for the Welsh-vs-English thing, and for all we know may in fact believe Wales to be some kind of horse.

So you're not allowed to write Homestuck meta involving any form of historical or contemporary Anglo-Welsh conflict whatsoever. This is literally illegal.

Good job declining to cop out on this one, Hussie. I was worried you didn't have it in you.

I’m glad we’re getting all our Earthbound references squared away here. Calliope is Paula and she’s going to lead us in prayer for Homestuck to finally end.

Caliborn is self-parody, and his actions reflect/foreshadow Andrew Hussie's actions. Like,

Caliborn drew a webcomic that mocks its readers, Hussie drew a bigger one.

Caliborn killed a sweet innocent girl, Hussie killed a bunch of those.

Caliborn wanted to play a game, what the hell is Homestuck even in the first place, does anyone remember.

Caliborn did a Kickstarter to fund the 3D version of his grand vision; Caliborn is "all over the timeline" and expects everyone to keep up with him; Caliborn likes "shitty twists"; Caliborn reads Calliope-The-Representation-Of-Fandom's fanfic and gets into it and then, in shame, tries desperately to ironically detach himself from this accidental empathy through satire, *coughing fit*

And Caliborn made the Trickster shit happen, and Hussie...

We can't say we weren't warned about this.

I want Vriska to fall hopelessly in love/hate with alt!Calliope who is indifferent and mildly put off. Dialog resulting from situation should comprise most of the updates surrounding the final battle.

What am I gonna do if Trainery Vriska becomes canon guys

What am I gonna do

So remember when doomed-Rose's dream-self merged with non-doomed-Rose?

The mechanic at work had damn well better be somehow usable here. Situation unacceptable.

Karkat's one-pixel smile may be obsolete.

I appreciate that the notes on the Vriska post are presently evenly split between

"PLEASE DON'T LET THIS BE TRUE"

and

"PLEASE LET THIS BE TRUE"

Homestuck is at war with itself, as Homestuck has always been at war with itself.

Vriska is the only character other than Caliborn who has taken Hussie to task over his storytelling choices.

I was told to make the pictures for the update look rough and unfinished on purpose (still not sure why, if those are supposed to be photos and not drawings though), and I assume other artists were told the same.

- xamag-homestuck

I wonder what the reason for this could have been!

"She is the best character, and you wish you were her. Oh wait, you are her! Your wish has been granted. Probably as a special boon for being so great at everything."

Next update: Jade wakes up, it was all a dream.

Okay, you're gonna depict us the utopian world of Scourgecest, fine. I accept this.

But why was none of that art by Tangarang.

...I guess we have a No-Ring-Required method of bringing Calliope back now!

Andrew Hussie did not feel like fucking around with Blender or some shit for the three-dees. He went to the store and got Play-Doh. Fuck your Blender or some shit, for the three-dees.

( Cut for mention of Gamzee, and spoilers. )

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