I Am Completely Serious

Thank you, people who just signed up for it (Curology/PocketDerm) using my referral code. If anyone wanted an update on this: tretinoin has unsurprisingly worked much better than benzoyl peroxide on my acne. It also doesn't ruin my clothes like the BP does, so I'm probably not actually spending more money.

And it is, obviously, much cheaper and more convenient than going to a real-life dermatologist for a Retin-A prescription.

In summary, still recommended for Americans with really bad acne who can't get cheap tretinoin via other methods.

Edit: Have like seven people genuinely found my code and signed up using it just today. Where exactly are you coming from.

1) Basically, you can't! It's impossible.

2) Stop using all cleansers, even the ones on the Acne.org list that usually work. They're all too irritating now. Use oil:

a. Either take off your clothes for this or wear something you don't mind getting oil-stained. Wear a shower-cap to oil out of your hair.

b. Dump some olive oil and castor oil in your palm, rub it on your face, let it sit for a few seconds.

c. Wipe it off with a warm wash cloth.

d. Rinse some more with cold water on the wash cloth.

e. Your face is still a little greasy. It's supposed to be.

3) Stop using all moisturizers and sunscreens, even the ones on the Acne.org list that usually work. They're all too irritating now. Use oil:

a. Put a couple drops of jojoba oil in your palm.

b. Get the other hand wet with cold water.

c. Rub your hands together, then rub oil/water mixture over your face.

d. Pat dry with a towel you don't mind getting oil-stained.

4) Your face is still dried out and bleeding at the edges of the mouth and stuff by two PM, and this has only made the acne problem slightly better.

5) Complain to psychiatrist.