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snarp(It just doesn't mean what I'd like it to.)
I ended up doing both [redacted for anonymity reasons] and this one (PDF).
[redacted for anonymity reasons] doesn't really look as Designed By An Evil PR Firm as I'd like, but I didn't start on it until late at night. The grammatically problematical sentence is a direct rip from some signs for a job fair we had Wednesday - I tried to put [redacted for anonymity reasons] next to those signs, when they were still up.
Sarah Anti-Proliferation Week went up in the bathrooms, next to some histrionic yet fabulously uninformative primers on human papillomavirus.
Naturally, I had a bunch of great ideas after I'd printed them out, dug out my tape, and stepped out to introduce them to the world. The big one was Yellow Question Marks. I should have printed out some dwarf and night-elf heads, put yellow construction-paper question marks over them, stuck them to the outsides of buildings, and sent people to mine for styrofoam ore and bring me 157 penguin ventricles, and then maybe I will give you a shield you can't equip, and some SCALDING MORNBREW pfa.
I ended up doing both [redacted for anonymity reasons] and this one (PDF).
[redacted for anonymity reasons] doesn't really look as Designed By An Evil PR Firm as I'd like, but I didn't start on it until late at night. The grammatically problematical sentence is a direct rip from some signs for a job fair we had Wednesday - I tried to put [redacted for anonymity reasons] next to those signs, when they were still up.
Sarah Anti-Proliferation Week went up in the bathrooms, next to some histrionic yet fabulously uninformative primers on human papillomavirus.
Naturally, I had a bunch of great ideas after I'd printed them out, dug out my tape, and stepped out to introduce them to the world. The big one was Yellow Question Marks. I should have printed out some dwarf and night-elf heads, put yellow construction-paper question marks over them, stuck them to the outsides of buildings, and sent people to mine for styrofoam ore and bring me 157 penguin ventricles, and then maybe I will give you a shield you can't equip, and some SCALDING MORNBREW pfa.
Sarah Saturation
Date: 2007-04-02 11:30 am (UTC)Mom
Re: Sarah Saturation
Date: 2007-04-02 04:28 pm (UTC)or
"Sarah's" ...where an apostrophe is used to indicate a noun plural. Naughty!
Re: Sarah Saturation
Date: 2007-04-02 05:05 pm (UTC)2) I was trying to write in the style of someone who learned grammar from alarmist email forwards anyway.
3) SHOULDN'T YOU BE AT WORK, MOTHER?!?! Why are you on LiveJournal bullying your children?!
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Date: 2007-04-02 05:24 pm (UTC)1. It is supposed to be written in chalk, and I don't have any chalk.
2. Acquiring chalk would have required effort.
3. I am lazy.
4. I had to write a Very Important paper to write.
5. The Hobo Rebellion is not a matter to be taken lightly.
Speaking of which, I can't believe you didn't mention any of the Actuarial Societies on your employment recruitment thing. I guess Blink 182 was just more important, wasn't it?
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Date: 2007-04-02 05:42 pm (UTC)