They never use my brilliant fucking ideas.
So, I am Important Technical Person for a campus publication.
And the dining halls keep putting these absurd standees on the tables, and everyone mocks them and draws graffiti on them and so on.
So, I started making these...

I made several. It was hard. I think I hurt my mouse hand a little.
They were deemed *inappropriate to our image*.
*gets up and leaves room without warning; unnerving sounds are heard; returns*
So you can have it, internet.
So, I am Important Technical Person for a campus publication.
And the dining halls keep putting these absurd standees on the tables, and everyone mocks them and draws graffiti on them and so on.
So, I started making these...

I made several. It was hard. I think I hurt my mouse hand a little.
They were deemed *inappropriate to our image*.
*gets up and leaves room without warning; unnerving sounds are heard; returns*
So you can have it, internet.

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Date: 2006-03-08 08:06 am (UTC)1) Most campus organizations consider it the height of sophistication to make ads involving the pasting of other people's heads (the Sprint PCS guy, Chairman Mao, a collie, etc.) onto the body of Stewie from "Family Guy,"
and
2) It's satire anyway, so hah.
Incidentally, the Denisonian dialect renders "douche" as "douchebag." It is truly fascinating, and I am awake at 3:00 AM.