True genius is never understood in its own time.

[snarp]

They never use my brilliant fucking ideas.

So, I am Important Technical Person for a campus publication.

And the dining halls keep putting these absurd standees on the tables, and everyone mocks them and draws graffiti on them and so on.

So, I started making these...



I made several. It was hard. I think I hurt my mouse hand a little.

They were deemed *inappropriate to our image*.

*gets up and leaves room without warning; unnerving sounds are heard; returns*

So you can have it, internet.

Comments

[elongated-tito.livejournal.com]

I like it. My influence has forced the word 'douche' into your vocabulary.

So, the campus publication thingy wouldn't print it because it was bad for their image? Are you sure it's not just a copyright violation? You DID steal the stupid website's sub-glamour-shot picture, after all.

[snarp]

It's not for putting *in* [publication], it's for putting out on the tables in the dining hall to *advertise* [publication]. As for copyright,

1) Most campus organizations consider it the height of sophistication to make ads involving the pasting of other people's heads (the Sprint PCS guy, Chairman Mao, a collie, etc.) onto the body of Stewie from "Family Guy,"

and

2) It's satire anyway, so hah.

Incidentally, the Denisonian dialect renders "douche" as "douchebag." It is truly fascinating, and I am awake at 3:00 AM.