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Me: No, I do not really want to go to an outdoor event while it's raining.

Dad: But it's Hatfield and McCoy Days! It's an important part of your heritage!

Me: Is that what this is? Okay, I am not going to a festival that's ostensibly for murderers.

Dad: Oh, they don't come out in the rain.

Fact-checking

Me: The lab technician asked me why they were taking all my blood out -

Mom: They didn't take all of it.

Me: - and I just told her it was because I was turning into the wolfman.

Mom: I don't think that will happen.

A mysteriously pleasant dream.

A woman is being hunted by people who will make millions more of her. She is not done growing to her final form, which is probably a dragon. She escapes into the sky in a small plastic laundry basket attached to a hot air balloon, with her python, which falls asleep wrapped around her.

The python is breathing out something that will make the woman sleep unaging until a safer era, and will fill their balloon and keep them safely in the sky until it comes. The woman covers them both in a blue blanket before she falls asleep herself.

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I’m glad we’re getting all our Earthbound references squared away here. Calliope is Paula and she’s going to lead us in prayer for Homestuck to finally end.

have accidentally dyed the cat

I use too much turmeric and don't always wipe the counter down, and now obviously his white spots are orange. Stay off the counter, dumbass.

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My body's already-limited ability to thermoregulate is entirely lost when I allow the Bad Guys to draw ten whole vials of my blood.

Okay.

That was too much blood and I am definitely going to die.

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My main concern about my imminent death is just that probably no one else will tolerate my cat's bullshit.

Attempting to re-start game.

How to cope with health crash:

1) "Okay so I really need to be careful about making sure I have enough vitamins given my apparent inability to digest normal-people foods."

2) Go on Amazon to see if I can order vitamins in bulk cheaper than at store.

3) Pick out four cat-related items because I am worrying about my constantly-sick cat, who is acting sick again today.

4) About to check out: "Wait."

5) "Okay the vitamins are not really cheaper on Amazon than at the drugstore, but here is a good sale on bioperine?"

6) Order a bunch of cat stuff and a small bottle of bioperine.