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Dec. 24th, 2013
How to Christmas
Dec. 24th, 2013 07:36 pmDad: Upset stomach, in bed complaining.
the too many dogs: Periodically jump on Dad's stomach because Dad is a bad dog disciplinarian.
elongated_tito: Drink inexpensive wine, retreat to room with best-behaved dog because it's loud out here.
Mom: Drink inexpensive wine, look up facts about Owsley County, Kentucky, the poorest county in the nation, reading the particularly grim bits aloud.
Me: Drink inexpensive wine, complain to Mom about her behavior.
Mom: Explain to me that the historical context is actually pretty fascinating.
thegeekgene: Play Namco High and go after Anti-Bravoman, reading the particularly grim bits aloud. In heated competition with Mom.
Me: Retreat to room followed by some dogs.
(we are not actually Christian)
the too many dogs: Periodically jump on Dad's stomach because Dad is a bad dog disciplinarian.
elongated_tito: Drink inexpensive wine, retreat to room with best-behaved dog because it's loud out here.
Mom: Drink inexpensive wine, look up facts about Owsley County, Kentucky, the poorest county in the nation, reading the particularly grim bits aloud.
Me: Drink inexpensive wine, complain to Mom about her behavior.
Mom: Explain to me that the historical context is actually pretty fascinating.
thegeekgene: Play Namco High and go after Anti-Bravoman, reading the particularly grim bits aloud. In heated competition with Mom.
Me: Retreat to room followed by some dogs.
(we are not actually Christian)
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Dec. 24th, 2013 08:06 pmAlso Dad came in yelling for me to wrap all his presents, including my own.
I said I'd do it if he'd change the sheets on my siblings' beds. He took the sheets off one, then put the quilt back on it, then put the top sheet on the quilt. I don't know why. I also found the fitted sheet in a pile of dog food. He told me he was going to die soon and went to bed.
I wrapped all his presents in pillowcases. He got me a picture frame specifically for dog pictures.
I said I'd do it if he'd change the sheets on my siblings' beds. He took the sheets off one, then put the quilt back on it, then put the top sheet on the quilt. I don't know why. I also found the fitted sheet in a pile of dog food. He told me he was going to die soon and went to bed.
I wrapped all his presents in pillowcases. He got me a picture frame specifically for dog pictures.
