Dec. 23rd, 2013

Adulthood

Dec. 23rd, 2013 02:41 pm
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Dec. 23rd, 2013 08:28 pm
Dad: Hey, someone posted in Hebrew on my Facebook.

Mom: Can you read it?

Dad: Yeah, it says "I hear you have new dogs." They're Jewish dogs.

Me: I don't think they are. I feel pretty confident that they would eat ham, were they permitted to do so.

Dad: Oh, I eat ham, it's fine.

Me: You're not really Jewish!

Dad: Yes, I am! When Jesus people proselytize me, I'm extremely Jewish.
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