How to Christmas
Dec. 24th, 2013 07:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
snarpDad: Upset stomach, in bed complaining.
the too many dogs: Periodically jump on Dad's stomach because Dad is a bad dog disciplinarian.
elongated_tito: Drink inexpensive wine, retreat to room with best-behaved dog because it's loud out here.
Mom: Drink inexpensive wine, look up facts about Owsley County, Kentucky, the poorest county in the nation, reading the particularly grim bits aloud.
Me: Drink inexpensive wine, complain to Mom about her behavior.
Mom: Explain to me that the historical context is actually pretty fascinating.
thegeekgene: Play Namco High and go after Anti-Bravoman, reading the particularly grim bits aloud. In heated competition with Mom.
Me: Retreat to room followed by some dogs.
(we are not actually Christian)
the too many dogs: Periodically jump on Dad's stomach because Dad is a bad dog disciplinarian.
elongated_tito: Drink inexpensive wine, retreat to room with best-behaved dog because it's loud out here.
Mom: Drink inexpensive wine, look up facts about Owsley County, Kentucky, the poorest county in the nation, reading the particularly grim bits aloud.
Me: Drink inexpensive wine, complain to Mom about her behavior.
Mom: Explain to me that the historical context is actually pretty fascinating.
thegeekgene: Play Namco High and go after Anti-Bravoman, reading the particularly grim bits aloud. In heated competition with Mom.
Me: Retreat to room followed by some dogs.
(we are not actually Christian)
