For Christmas Reddit gave me this thread.

They're just in there fancasting the drug nerdlords, it took like two posts for Cumberbuckles to show up.

"My pick for DPR1 would be Gordon Joseph Levit and DPR2 would be Jonathan Rys-Meyers"
"Gordon doesnt have the maniac genius look"
"How about Benedict Cumberbatch?"
"yes"

I don't think I'm psychologically equipped to deal with this.

"Oh I know Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) and Draco Malfoy (Tom Felton). Libertas could be Alan Rickman"
"tobey macguire?"

Oh Reddit you knew just what to get me.

"Dpr2 would have to be goofy wouldn't he or Donald duck."
"Seth Rogen as DPR1 and Jonnah Hill as DPR2."

HEY

DOWNVOTE THE HATERS >:(

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No, they should just cast the people at random on a basis of an RNG. Because of Tor. They change who’s playing who every scene, and the cast are all drawn from Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace. Because of Bitcoins.

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I cannot stop laughing at fucking Reddit.

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Danny DeVito and Hugh Grant have now been suggested in that thread as possible Dread Pirate Robertses. This is far more potent stuff than the anti-drug ad where the guy fries an egg. “Don’t do drugs, it’ll interfere with your ability to coherently fancast.”

No one has yet suggested the obvious - that Cary Elwes play both dudes and just, like, wear a mask. Disappointing, guys.

I’m still waiting patiently for the Dread Pirate Roberts/Dread Pirate Roberts RPS. I’d also accept an AU wherein Satoshi Nakamoto is a pseudonym for Satoshi Tajiri, revealing Pokemon to be full of libertarian symbolism.