This family.

thegeekgene: So, Mom, I've been thinking of doing podfic of Snarp's fanfic.

Me: No!

thegeekgene: Good heavens, whyever not?

Me: Because there's probably going to be a sex scene at some point, and it would be weird.

thegeekgene: But no, see, I could do podfic of your sex scene, and then Mom could listen to our art.

Me: No! God! You may not do this, I forbid it! And Mom, you can't read my fanfic, okay?

Mom: I don't understand Homestuck, anyway.

bluh bluh noble causes bluh

I have started a dangerous precedent by responding to an email from one of the non-profits for which I am doing website stuff on Sunday. Stop emailing me on Sunday pointing out problems with the website. I am not going to fix them today. I'm not. I have fanfic to fiddle with, and also I am menstruating at levels competitive on the world stage. This is Olympic gold-medal goddamn menstruation. Everyone stop.

I think I should probably just put down the computer so I can't see the emails coming in.

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(response to this on Tumblr)

I think AO3 needs the capacity to use shareable custom block filters, kind of like the ones that come with AdBlock? Like people could upload and subscribe to the “fantrolls with names like Dymond Saphir” filter, “writes the same hat bondage fetish fic over and over” filter, “coffee shop AU” filter, etc.

Actually, the internet in general needs this. Someone make me a Chrome/Firefox Tumblr extension right now.

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