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Rose and Dave go to Las Vegas or Monte Carlo or wherever and use their Seer and Time powers to make a bunch of money while texting John and Jade about their stupid plans for it. Preferably there should be multiple Daves running around in his brilliant disguises from the alligator manipulation plotline, and Rose should become drunk and pick an unwise fight while one or more Daves watch in horror.
(In Reviews of Young Adult Novels, Dirk sat them down at a young age and made them pick out stocks and real estate, so that sort of thing is no longer necessary or advised.)
Also, possibly even in the same universe: John and Jade are master thief magical girls. They steal for justice or God or whatever. It can be like Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne, and Karkat and Vriska can be the little angels sitting on their shoulders doling out terrible advice.
"OKAY, EGBERT, LISTEN TO ME, YOU HAVE TO JUST - JUST BURN THAT FUCKING MUSEUM DOWN WHEN YOU'RE DONE STEALING THE PICTURE JASPER SHOWING HOW SAMAEL DIED!"
"geez, karkat, no! i will not burn down the natural history museum! it is where children come to look at dinosaurs and learn that they were big."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN TO YOUR CELESTIAL FUCKING ANGEL GUIDE! YOU HAVE TO GET RID OF THESE THINGS, WHAT IF SOMEONE ECTOBIOLOGIES THEM BACK TO FUCKING LIFE?! UGH I NEED TO LIE DOWN, WHERE'S MY TINY PILLOW. WHY DOES IT HAVE TWO BLOODPUSHERS, IT SHOULDN'T HAVE TWO BLOODPUSHERS, THAT'S TOO MANY BLOODPUSHERS."
"you know, jade's angel does not need a tiny fainting pillow."
Jade and Vriska (yes, I'm switching the patrons around):
"Jaaaaaaade! Okay, listen, I know we only came to this zoo for that old man's beloved pet tiger cu8 that was cruelly taken from him 8y the authorities. You do not have to tell me that, I remem8er full well! 8ut you HAVE to steal those wolf cu8s, too."
"you know i really want to, but why do I HAVE to steal them??? do you have an actual angel reason, or is this just you wanting to ride around on a wolf cub? :/"
"Oh, come onnnnnnnn! You have all that room on Hellmurder Island, and hardly any dangerous fauna! And we 8oth KNOW that you love dangerous fauna, Jade. ::::)"
"yeah, i do, but they'll mess up the ecosystem! i'd need to make a contained area for them so they don't upset the ecological balance, and they're not used to hot weather, anyway! if i'm going to steal animals, it should really be something better-suited to the climate."
"Well, how a8out taking a couple more tigers, then????????"
"hm... yeah, we can steal some extra tigers! they don't look really happy here, anyway. :("
"Yeah!!!!!!!! And I need a little saddle, okay?"
(In Reviews of Young Adult Novels, Dirk sat them down at a young age and made them pick out stocks and real estate, so that sort of thing is no longer necessary or advised.)
Also, possibly even in the same universe: John and Jade are master thief magical girls. They steal for justice or God or whatever. It can be like Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne, and Karkat and Vriska can be the little angels sitting on their shoulders doling out terrible advice.
"OKAY, EGBERT, LISTEN TO ME, YOU HAVE TO JUST - JUST BURN THAT FUCKING MUSEUM DOWN WHEN YOU'RE DONE STEALING THE PICTURE JASPER SHOWING HOW SAMAEL DIED!"
"geez, karkat, no! i will not burn down the natural history museum! it is where children come to look at dinosaurs and learn that they were big."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN TO YOUR CELESTIAL FUCKING ANGEL GUIDE! YOU HAVE TO GET RID OF THESE THINGS, WHAT IF SOMEONE ECTOBIOLOGIES THEM BACK TO FUCKING LIFE?! UGH I NEED TO LIE DOWN, WHERE'S MY TINY PILLOW. WHY DOES IT HAVE TWO BLOODPUSHERS, IT SHOULDN'T HAVE TWO BLOODPUSHERS, THAT'S TOO MANY BLOODPUSHERS."
"you know, jade's angel does not need a tiny fainting pillow."
Jade and Vriska (yes, I'm switching the patrons around):
"Jaaaaaaade! Okay, listen, I know we only came to this zoo for that old man's beloved pet tiger cu8 that was cruelly taken from him 8y the authorities. You do not have to tell me that, I remem8er full well! 8ut you HAVE to steal those wolf cu8s, too."
"you know i really want to, but why do I HAVE to steal them??? do you have an actual angel reason, or is this just you wanting to ride around on a wolf cub? :/"
"Oh, come onnnnnnnn! You have all that room on Hellmurder Island, and hardly any dangerous fauna! And we 8oth KNOW that you love dangerous fauna, Jade. ::::)"
"yeah, i do, but they'll mess up the ecosystem! i'd need to make a contained area for them so they don't upset the ecological balance, and they're not used to hot weather, anyway! if i'm going to steal animals, it should really be something better-suited to the climate."
"Well, how a8out taking a couple more tigers, then????????"
"hm... yeah, we can steal some extra tigers! they don't look really happy here, anyway. :("
"Yeah!!!!!!!! And I need a little saddle, okay?"
