Somebody's trying to kill me, and I think it's the Trader Joe's at St. Matthews.

Dec. 29th, 2013 10:16 pm
Am I right in thinking that this is the basic gothic novel plot, as per Joanna Russ? Man. I've never been in a gothic novel before, I don't know how to do this! Do I lock a guy in the attic now and burn down the house after, or do I wait until there's been a hurt/comfort scene with the horse?

Also, I'm in Kentucky, and there's no vicars here. Would the county judge executive be an okay substitute, and if so should it be the incumbent or the new lady?

Edit: Wait, is the sexy doctor secretly my half-sibling, or a vampire???
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