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I conked out for a while and woke up with the conviction that I had, at some point, seen a Tumblr audio post upon which one of the rebloggers had commented “it sounds like they got mugged by Patrick Wolf during the second chorus.”

Is this a real post. What does it sound like when they get mugged by Patrick Wolf during the second chorus. I don’t understand what that means. I want to understand.

(#help me #(it's probably not a real post) #(why must my subconscious do this to me) #(i want to hear the song where patrick wolf mugs someone)

It should be really sincere, like he made his own opening credits.

Suddenly I have listened to this Florence and the Machine CD like five times, because of this.

I keep wanting to call them Florence vs the Machine. On some level I think that I view all encounters with all machines as being intrinsically hostile in nature. I should like, set up a camera in the kitchen to see if I subliminally narrow my eyes and grit my teeth every time I glance at the microwave.

The music produced by the entity known as "Zac Brown Band" is like if an extraterrestrial musician spent a couple of hours hanging around in a Wal-Mart in the south and went "okay, I now know this region's culture thoroughly," and wrote some country songs. This thematically incoherent and yet mysteriously patronizing music is the first wave of his race's impending invasion, and embedded in it are subliminal messages intended to soften us up. "CEASE REPRODUCTION," "EMBRACE YOUR CULLING," etc.

This song is also basically a hate crime against the entire nation of Mexico, as well as wherever "the islands" are supposed to be.

In conclusion, when is Chris Pureka going to do another album? Ever?

Crossposts: http://snarp.livejournal.com/449159.html

By which I mean that I don't think there's a single line it that has not at some point been said in a Kaori Yuki manga.

Crossposts: http://snarp.livejournal.com/373375.html

If you discover a new band via an AMV, you will never be able to picture its members as they actually are. You will always imagine them to be, like, Gojyou and Utena.

(Gojyou and Utena are members of Moxy Früvous. Moxy Früvous's Wikipedia entry contains this sentence:

Common themes in Früvous songs include Canada and the "human experience".

It sounds awfully dubious about that human experience thing. "Some sub-citizens have claimed that there is a "human experience" which in some way differs materially from the Zervack-16-ian experience. Have been unable to produce material evidence of this, most of these parties have been fed to the vengwaster, or else put to appropriate use in the Fields Of Inexplicable Heat.")

Crossposts: http://snarp.livejournal.com/312613.html

The world needs a Darker Than Black AMV done to See Colin Slash's "You And All Your Communist Friends," with a bunch of clips of Huang haranguing Hei. I say this partly because it is true, and partly because I wished to use the phrase "Huang harangues" in a sentence.

Regardless of my motives, I have no sense of rhythm, so someone else will have to do it for me. Come on, people. I don't have all day.

Crossposts: http://snarp.livejournal.com/308895.html

A small brown rabbit ran past my feet and stopped in the grass. It raised its nose to sniff the air suspiciously, uncertain what had alarmed it. My presence had not entirely registered; or at least had not registered as being a plausible source of alarm. I moved on. A few steps later, something else moved on the ground near me, and I looked down to see a narrow black bird, turning itself around in a startled way. After a moment it flew away. I had, it seems, been made invisible.

I was listening to the new Chris Pureka CD, How I Learned To See In The Dark. Perhaps the CD also confers other useful properties.

Crossposts: http://snarp.livejournal.com/297259.html

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Someone make me a Caliborn vid to October Project's "A Funeral In His Heart."

I think I pretty much only discover new music via vids.

I think I need to hide some of my father's CDs.

This is the Kaori Yuki song.

The AMV problem.

Get to work.

Walking around in a circle at night.

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