I Am Completely Serious

Awwww hell yes. All my diseases are magically cured. It is a Homestuck miracle.

It does somewhat damage my fanfic characterization, but that was kind of based on Grimdark!Jade more than normal-Jade anyway.

I don't remember much of last night's dream, but it did confirm that Homestuck and Baccano! share a canon. Andrew Hussie and Ryogo Narita both said so, in my dream.

I guess this means that Isaac and Miria played the Game, given that they’re unkillable and anyway the apocalypse would have made them sad. The immortals would be in an interesting situation; they could theoretically attain god-tier and the skills inherent in that, but they would have to allow someone else possession of all of their memories and skills, possibly losing them themselves in the process.

There are at least three non-immortals who would be able to off themselves on their quest beds without much fuss: Chane, Vino, and Ladd. I can see Nice blowing Jacuzzi up "for his own good."

Jacuzzi is the Hope player, by the way, and Nice is Doom. Rachel is Void because she's associated with liminal spaces and being unseen. Ennis is Light because she's the smart girl who bosses the most protagonist-ish guy around.

Chane is Space because her storyline is about rebirth, and Vino's got to be Blood. Isaac and Miria are jointly the Rogue of Breath. I don't know what Firo is, but Maiza is his sprite.

Ronny was a game construct all along.

DIRK: And Jane responded only with "CEASE REPRODUCTION" in red letters, whatever that means. Then she blocked me.

I think Jane's still kind of mad at him about the Jake thing.

ARQUIUSPRITE: I will have to confess that my Alternian half boggles at the anatomical incongruities between our races with respect to dairy secretion
ARQUIUSPRITE: Really, he had no idea that's what those were for
ARQUIUSPRITE: Female trolls of course have them as well, but they are certainly not meant for supplying the young with nourishment

Hussie, why did you have to ruin my hermaphroditic trolls headcanon? Because my personal characterization of Equius is heavily-dependent on the image of him as a dude who spends a lot of time experimenting on himself, trying to induce lactation.

ARquius just ruined my life. The Equius-related part of my life, anyway. Which admittedly is not a huge part.

I wonder which half of ARquius decided that Jane is perfect now. I mean, Equius obviously has reasons to be attracted to dangerous red robot ladies! But AR seems to be more interested in women than is Dirk, and he likes Jane. Just a collaboration, I guess.