[personal profile] snarp
You got some ANCIENT SERPENT BONES!

Again, a strange thing to find. Who here would have a memory of these? Huge prehistoric green serpents have always played a major role in your people's mythology, both before and after your session scratched.


Welp!

If you can manage to get everyone in the afterlife to follow you, the dark gods will grant you the boon of resurrection.


Gamzee's pretty much a dark god, right? Yeah.

No, actually, you know what? What this actually foreshadows is the resurrection of Dante Basco. He died with the earth, but is to be reborn.

Reborn... to destroy.

MEENAH: I AM GOING TO SLAUG)(T-ER T)(AT UGLY MUSCL-E MONST-ER
MEENAH: I WILL ST-EAL )(IS S)(ITTY COAT AND W-EAR IT ON MY T)(RON-E
MEENAH: I WILL RIP OFF )(IS SKULL AND GILD IT AND T)(-EN I WILL W-EAR IT AS MY CROWN W)(IL-E )(IS BL-E-EDING GR-E-EN TORSO BOWS B-EFOR-E M-E


It doesn't look likely that Meenah-as-Meenah will do this, but Condy and Jane have time! And Jane's speech and ragegasms are now far more appropriate to these behaviors.

Fefeta would have been the best person to fulfill this prophecy, though, given Nepeta's fashion choices and propensity towards dismemberment. Perhaps John's timeline meddling will restore her to us! Yes. This would be the best possible finale.

LATULA: s33 p4ych3ck? 1 kn3w 1 could count on you to b3 just1f14bly cyn1c4l 4bout my n3urot1c bullsh1t. you RUL3!!!


Terezi's impending romance with Rose. I can feel it in my heart. It's coming.

ARANEA: Many of us on Alternia grew up to 8ecome secret followers of his teachings. Just as many of us now follow them, though I'd say with a 8it more detachment. 8ecause we're dead! Speaking personally, I'd refer to myself as more of a "fan" of his story, and what it represents. 8oth the hidden potential in our friend he never quite found, and the hidden potential in all our people.


She is just talking about herself and her potential for fucking shit up here. That is what she is doing.

ARANEA: This (Porrim and Kankri's) relationship persisted in their lives on Alternia, which... unfortunately didn't work out too well for her in the end. I'd address my involvement with that, 8ut you seem to 8e tapping your foot so I think I'll just skip over that part of the story!


Hahahaha, yeah, and you are later going to totally carelessly mind-control Porrim to her potential death a second time. LEARN FROM THE PAST-FUTURE, ARANEA. STOP BEING SUCH A SERKET.

ARANEA: Sorry, I was just trying to riff with you little on a mutually disliked acquaintance. Is that really so 8ad? Why do you have to take every opportunity to knock my personal 8eliefs?
ARANEA: You can really 8e so mean sometimes.


I JUST TOLD YOU TO STOP BEING SUCH A SERKET. Also, your personal beliefs boil down to you thinking you have the potential to Pokevolve into a sexy amoral pirate queen main character, as you believe Kankri did to become Troll Jegus.
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