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Yellow Diamond isn't responding to Peridot because she's a fusion of Jasper and Peridot, but they're both mega-brainwashed and don't remember that they're traumatically forced to fuse every time they go into The Diamond Room.

Hence the yellow triangle on Jasper's cape and Peridot's yellow-triangle hair. Two triangles make a diamond. I'm not letting go of this one, you can't make me.

And Peridot didn't know about rain before because she's developed mad repressed-memory skills from this.

(No she's just been burrowing into a two-block hole like a Minecraft player who can't find coal all this time.)

It's especially traumatic because there's a special dance for becoming a Diamond, and it's just, like. The memory-egg password dance from Mother 3.

Jasper and Peridot think you have to do the dance to get into The Diamond Room, but secretly, it's the fusion dance. They fall for it every time. Yellow Diamond is always absolutely enraged for a couple seconds after she forms.

"WHY DOES THAT ALWAYS WORK"

"WHY ARE WE SO STUPID"

And then the unhealthy combination of smugness and self-loathing which one would expect from Jasper/Peridot fusion solidifies, and she's like,

"ahaha oh man why does that always work

why are they so stupid"

Jasper's only weakness: this song.



This is why she hates singing. Don't make her think about that terrible song.

Date: 2015-10-04 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] erinptah
As actual canon speculation, that's a little out-there for me...but I would so read the fic.

Date: 2015-10-04 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] erinptah
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