Thank you, AO3 users who stick an "F/F" tag on every single one of their fics

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on the very solid basis that they aren't AUs without any women.

I know that you guys don't get enough appreciation for your egregious bullshit, so in thanks, I will be posting a few hundred femslash drabbles and marking them "M/M" because at some point a goat is heard bleating.

This sound effect, obviously, implies the presence of Dirk Strider's robot. The robot is gay.

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It seems to happen in a bunch of fandoms, but it's a particularly big problem in Homestuck, in which 1) most of the characters are either bi or gay, so that if your fic's canon-compliant, then sure, technically there are lesbians in there, and 2) the fandom grew up on Tumblr and as such does not tag in ways that make sense on AO3.