Mom cleaned out the freezer and found ice cream.

[snarp]

I am a Mishima-Yukio-caliber-self-destructive-lactose-intolerant-person. In German that could all be one word, right? Like, there's probably an actual German word reserved just for Mishima Yukio.

But I'm already having one of the top ten most painful periods of my life, despite the fact that the bleeding has yet to even start, so it's going to be basically the menstrual fucking apocalypse tomorrow whatever I choose to do to my chronically dysfunctional gastrointestinal apparatus, so who cares. I am going to make myself sick and sit here with my overheating laptop in my lap and make Rose and Kanaya make out while covered in blood. (Not mine. That would be perverse.)

I just read this. It is pretty hilarious.

This post is tagged with both "t: homestuck" and "a: mishima yukio". If blogging about your period had unlockable achievements, this would definitely get me a little badge of some kind.

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