I’m better now!

[snarp]

Yes! I’m assuming it was the detergent. The hidden part of this post uses the word “suppositories,” and is precisely as unpleasant as that word’s presence would imply.

I also had hemorrhoids really bad. On top of that other stuff! Or between that other stuff - that’s more accurate.

Being in a situation in which one can’t sit down normally and is obligated to put medicine on one’s privates several times a day is very bleak. I felt like I’d entered some grim underworld; I read Carol Berg some. Now that I’ve escaped, I look upon the creams and napkins sitting around the bathroom with a shudder, as if they are composed of strange dense elements born of that world and never meant to exist in this one, the fabric of ordinary reality cringing away from them in revulsion.

I hid the suppositories in a drawer so I can’t see them anymore.

This post feels oddly as if it was translated from Japanese. Unrelatedly, I’ve been doing kanji flashcards way too much the last couple days. I draw the kanji in the air with my finger, so occasionally I’ve been find my finger moving jerkily of its own accord - attempting to form the kanji that will unseal the forces of darkness for the final battle.

I’m sorry, I think I’m still depressed about the suppositories.

(Crossposted to SarahPin.com, Dreamwidth, and LiveJournal. You can leave comments at whichever.)

Comments

[wintersweet.livejournal.com]

My mom flipped out at me once because I was writing kanji (or hanzi, I forget) in the air with my index finger while stopped at stoplights. Apparently this form of practice is really irritating to other people. Fie on them.

I visited that nether(HA)world of which you speak once, though not quite to that degree. *shudder* Intelligent design, my a--er, foot.

[snarp]

My parents had a similar reaction. I think Mom was worried I had a neurological problem, until I strategically tilted the computer screen so she could see what I was doing.

I worked really hard not to make that pun, thank you very much.

[wintersweet.livejournal.com]

NOW ALL YOUR HARD WORK IS RUINED.

[wintersweet.livejournal.com]

oh! And I'm glad you're better.

[thegeekgene.livejournal.com]

Just wait until they start bleeding copiously and they start shoving cameras up your butt! It'll be awesome!

[snarp]

I'm way too special to have that problem. People shove cameras down my throat. Just random strangers, on the street! It's very confusing.