When I see the school bus go by in the morning I try and think of ways to rescue the kids. It is not too late! It is not too late!
* Can I get the herd of wild horses down from that one strip mine and direct them to the school grounds without hurting any of them.
* Would hovering several inexpensive drones in the parking lot with scary symbols made from sticks and string under them be enough to scare the faculty out of the building, and what symbols might be scary enough.
* Buy ladybugs on eBay, maybe.
* Can I get the herd of wild horses down from that one strip mine and direct them to the school grounds without hurting any of them.
* Would hovering several inexpensive drones in the parking lot with scary symbols made from sticks and string under them be enough to scare the faculty out of the building, and what symbols might be scary enough.
* Buy ladybugs on eBay, maybe.