He is doing his best.

me: *feels awful, writes a bunch of angsty bullshit. the angsty bullshit is too angsty bullshit for the internet to bear up under*

me: *lies down on floor next to cat*

me: Fix my problems, cat.

cat: *licks my hand for like two minutes*

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My really good paranormal romance novel I'm writing is on the moon and will be titled No It's Still Gay If You're Vampires.

Thank you, AO3 users who stick an "F/F" tag on every single one of their fics

on the very solid basis that they aren't AUs without any women.

I know that you guys don't get enough appreciation for your egregious bullshit, so in thanks, I will be posting a few hundred femslash drabbles and marking them "M/M" because at some point a goat is heard bleating.

This sound effect, obviously, implies the presence of Dirk Strider's robot. The robot is gay.