because I was too tired to have it. It was the meltdown about Dad’s sanitary problems.
Mom: Oh my god. I’m going to - I was cleaning his juicer - I’m going to just leave it like this and show him.
me: That’s not going to work.
Mom: This is disgusting, I’m going to show him what he did.
me: It doesn’t work, Mom, he can’t learn, stuff doesn’t like. Stick to his brain, anymore.
Mom: Dear, look at this. Look at what was in your juicer, I’m cleaning your juicer and -
Dad: No! I cleaned it out!
Mom: Then what is this?!
Dad: I don’t know, I cleaned it out! It’s fine. Is it clean, can I make more juice, I have oranges -
Mom: *small noise* No, you can’t use it! I have to sanitize it first, it needs to be bleached all over - you’re going to kill yourself! You are going to literally poison yourself doing things like this!
Dad: No, it’s fine!
me: He has literally poisoned himself and you and me and everyone else several times that I know of. It has yet to affect his behavior.
Dad: Oh I’m just getting pummeled here. Is that one or two “l”s, “pummeled.”