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Fuck my ovaries.
Dec. 7th, 2014 12:04 pmThis is complete bullshit. They’re not allowed to both hurt at the same fucking time. They should coordinate, like how your nostrils do when you have a cold.
Dec. 7th, 2014
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Dec. 7th, 2014 06:53 pmI don't know why Poofus And Failant feels the need to follow me into the bathroom every single time. He should know by now that I both 1) always come back out and 2) do not have food in there.
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Dec. 7th, 2014 07:57 pmOnce in middle school, we were trying to plan a group project, and a kid derisively called my idea "gay."
me, extremely loudly: THEN GO BE HETEROSEXUAL SOMEWHERE!
me, extremely loudly: THEN GO BE HETEROSEXUAL SOMEWHERE!
