[personal profile] snarp
Dad: Sarah! Emergency! Help! Help!

Me: With what?

Dad: Emergency! Emergency! Very bad! Help!

Me: Did the dogs do something?

Dad: Help me!

Me: What did the dogs do? Oh, they found another carcass.

Dad: No, honey, it's really bad, it's an emergency -

Me: Yeah, that's a jawbone, they've brought back three of those -

Dad: It's a jawbone! It's got teeth on it! It's very bad, where did they get it?!

Me: From a discarded skull from someone dressing deer, maybe! It's not like this is the first time they've done this!

Dad: Where are they finding them, is someone just cutting deer up in the hills?! Oh, no!

Me: Please do not put the jawbone in the kitchen garbage. Don't throw the bloody towel agh!

*He throws the bloody towel at me.*

Date: 2014-02-14 09:31 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] niqaeli
How -- how has your father managed to live in Kentucky for however long as he has? I mean, this is basic semi-rural to rural living stuff that I would expect someone to be adjusted to?

I mean, I'm not mocking here, I'm honestly bewildered. Like. How?

(Context: I grew up in Cookeville, TN. Actually, I grew up about nine miles outside of the actual town in the woods. But it's easier to just say Cookeville to most folks.)

Date: 2014-02-14 09:56 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] niqaeli
O_o

December 2018

S M T W T F S
      1
2345 678
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
3031     

Style Credit

Page generated Jun. 12th, 2025 01:28 pm
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags

Most Popular Tags

Creative Commons



The contents of this blog and all comments I make are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike License. I hope that name is long enough. I could add some stuff. It could also be a Bring Me A Sandwich License.

If you desire to thank me for the pretend internet magnanimity I show by sharing my important and serious thoughts with you, I accept pretend internet dollars (Bitcoins): 19BqFnAHNpSq8N2A1pafEGSqLv4B6ScstB