Conversations with my dad.
Feb. 14th, 2014 03:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
snarpDad: Sarah! Emergency! Help! Help!
Me: With what?
Dad: Emergency! Emergency! Very bad! Help!
Me: Did the dogs do something?
Dad: Help me!
Me: What did the dogs do? Oh, they found another carcass.
Dad: No, honey, it's really bad, it's an emergency -
Me: Yeah, that's a jawbone, they've brought back three of those -
Dad: It's a jawbone! It's got teeth on it! It's very bad, where did they get it?!
Me: From a discarded skull from someone dressing deer, maybe! It's not like this is the first time they've done this!
Dad: Where are they finding them, is someone just cutting deer up in the hills?! Oh, no!
Me: Please do not put the jawbone in the kitchen garbage. Don't throw the bloody towel agh!
*He throws the bloody towel at me.*
Me: With what?
Dad: Emergency! Emergency! Very bad! Help!
Me: Did the dogs do something?
Dad: Help me!
Me: What did the dogs do? Oh, they found another carcass.
Dad: No, honey, it's really bad, it's an emergency -
Me: Yeah, that's a jawbone, they've brought back three of those -
Dad: It's a jawbone! It's got teeth on it! It's very bad, where did they get it?!
Me: From a discarded skull from someone dressing deer, maybe! It's not like this is the first time they've done this!
Dad: Where are they finding them, is someone just cutting deer up in the hills?! Oh, no!
Me: Please do not put the jawbone in the kitchen garbage. Don't throw the bloody towel agh!
*He throws the bloody towel at me.*
