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snarp* Gamzee as unpleasant shopkeeper.
* Cal as last thing you see if you get the bad ending.
* Dad as protagonist’s Dad.
* Dante Basco as symbolic representation of protagonist’s self-esteem.
* Andrew Hussie as orange guy who stalks protagonist.
* Karkat as Karkat, being all bitchy and tsundere in the background, dropping dark hints about darker secrets, and you totally think he’s got a storyline that can be somehow unlocked. BUT HE DOESN’T. Hussie writes fake GameFAQs in-character as people with names like “kanrussprite69” telling you complicated and time-consuming ways to unlock Karkat. None of them work. The game includes unused graphics of Karkat blushing, implying that there are yet-undiscovered dialog trees available. Hussie put those there to mess with you. “Hackers” find bits of dialog implying that Karkat is an unlockable option - he’s not, it’s a lie, the hackers are fake and are Andrew Hussie. Karkat is an unlock-tease.
* Spades Slick as band director.
* Cal as last thing you see if you get the bad ending.
* Dad as protagonist’s Dad.
* Dante Basco as symbolic representation of protagonist’s self-esteem.
* Andrew Hussie as orange guy who stalks protagonist.
* Karkat as Karkat, being all bitchy and tsundere in the background, dropping dark hints about darker secrets, and you totally think he’s got a storyline that can be somehow unlocked. BUT HE DOESN’T. Hussie writes fake GameFAQs in-character as people with names like “kanrussprite69” telling you complicated and time-consuming ways to unlock Karkat. None of them work. The game includes unused graphics of Karkat blushing, implying that there are yet-undiscovered dialog trees available. Hussie put those there to mess with you. “Hackers” find bits of dialog implying that Karkat is an unlockable option - he’s not, it’s a lie, the hackers are fake and are Andrew Hussie. Karkat is an unlock-tease.
* Spades Slick as band director.
