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Snarp ([personal profile] snarp) wrote2013-11-23 11:14 pm

Bets on remaining two Homestuck characters in Namco High?

* Gamzee as unpleasant shopkeeper.

* Cal as last thing you see if you get the bad ending.

* Dad as protagonist’s Dad.

* Dante Basco as symbolic representation of protagonist’s self-esteem.

* Andrew Hussie as orange guy who stalks protagonist.

* Karkat as Karkat, being all bitchy and tsundere in the background, dropping dark hints about darker secrets, and you totally think he’s got a storyline that can be somehow unlocked. BUT HE DOESN’T. Hussie writes fake GameFAQs in-character as people with names like “kanrussprite69” telling you complicated and time-consuming ways to unlock Karkat. None of them work. The game includes unused graphics of Karkat blushing, implying that there are yet-undiscovered dialog trees available. Hussie put those there to mess with you. “Hackers” find bits of dialog implying that Karkat is an unlockable option - he’s not, it’s a lie, the hackers are fake and are Andrew Hussie. Karkat is an unlock-tease.

* Spades Slick as band director.