I've never seen The Sound of Music.

But I saw someone mention it online right before I went to bed last night, so I accidentally watched it in my dreams. It's about a Catholic school where the nuns are hooded figures from Night Vale. There was an awards ceremony at the end of the year, but they didn't give out any awards, they just covered everyone with spiders. Then Nazis came.

Then there was a swordfight on the narrow path between two rice fields in Saitama, involving a princess, several ninjas, and a wizard. Because fuck if that movie was prepared to seriously take on the subject of Nazi Germany.

That's pretty much how it goes, right?

Huh.

I may actually get my bitcoins that Instawallet ate back.

Me: So have either of you guys ever made an investment that returned ten times its original value?

Mom: No! What did you invest in?

Me: It's the bitcoins I told you about. I might be getting them back from that site that got hacked. I paid $100 for them, and they're now worth about $1,000.

Dad: Bick coins?

Mom: Wow, that's great, honey!

Dad: How do you spell it, Bik coins?

Me: The site says I'm in the queue to get paid back, anyway, but we'll see if that actually happens...

Dad: Bid coins?

Mom: No, dear.

Me: Don't buy any bitcoins, Dad.

It's time for me to not be able to breathe at all, so that's no good.

Also, Lord of Light is an overrated clusterfuck. It feels exactly like a Shounen Jump series collapsing under the weight of said publication's meretricious editorial formula, except I'm pretty sure Zelazny did it all to himself.