I want to watch Adventure Time and Psycho-Pass, but I can't look at shit that's moving around because I have a special brain, like Caliborn. So what's going to have to happen is that the internet provides me with thorough screencaps of the whole of both of them with subtitles on. Okay, internet, get this done.
May. 13th, 2013
Chrono - Heir of Time. His name's Chrono and he's associated with death, so yeah, he's got to be the Time player. He's the Heir because Heirs do what girls tell them.
Lucca - Mage of Light. She talks a lot, knows things, and is the girl who bosses the passive hero around. Clearly a Light player! She's a mage because she's an offensive caster type, and because I think the outfit would look cool on her.
Marle - Seer of Life. Life players are always Princesses, so let's assume the converse is also true. She's a Seer because she's the first one to see and understand what's happening and what they need to do.
Frog - Knight of Hope. Obviously the dude is a Knight. He's Hope because Magus is Doom and that's funny. Also, he's destined to fight the Dark Lord, but it doesn't work out the way he expects.
Robo - Prince of Void. He's spent most of his existence alone and unconscious in a near-empty, dying world, and he'll choose to make said void-y world cease to exist. (You could argue for Space for him, since he's a gardener, but I think it fits better with Ayla.)
Ayla - Rogue of Space. She's associated with green things and with rebirth after terrible destruction. She steals stuff, but I think she'd look cooler in the Rogue outfit than the Thief one, and anyway she also let the Gate Key get stolen.
Magus - Bard of Doom. He helps to destroy the doom-y thing, but kind of passively and ass-backwards, and while wearing a fucking codpiece. Oh, Magus, you are my favorite sullen inept villain who fails at everything.
Lucca - Mage of Light. She talks a lot, knows things, and is the girl who bosses the passive hero around. Clearly a Light player! She's a mage because she's an offensive caster type, and because I think the outfit would look cool on her.
Marle - Seer of Life. Life players are always Princesses, so let's assume the converse is also true. She's a Seer because she's the first one to see and understand what's happening and what they need to do.
Frog - Knight of Hope. Obviously the dude is a Knight. He's Hope because Magus is Doom and that's funny. Also, he's destined to fight the Dark Lord, but it doesn't work out the way he expects.
Robo - Prince of Void. He's spent most of his existence alone and unconscious in a near-empty, dying world, and he'll choose to make said void-y world cease to exist. (You could argue for Space for him, since he's a gardener, but I think it fits better with Ayla.)
Ayla - Rogue of Space. She's associated with green things and with rebirth after terrible destruction. She steals stuff, but I think she'd look cooler in the Rogue outfit than the Thief one, and anyway she also let the Gate Key get stolen.
Magus - Bard of Doom. He helps to destroy the doom-y thing, but kind of passively and ass-backwards, and while wearing a fucking codpiece. Oh, Magus, you are my favorite sullen inept villain who fails at everything.