Sashimi, orange juice, and four custard buns.

The breakfast of people-whose-brains-have-short-circuited-from-the-heat.

I was going to go to Book-Off today, but it’s 97° degrees out and I can’t move.

(Originally published at SarahPin.com. You can comment here or there.)

Pretend internet money and brilliant applications of programming knowledge

Originally published at I Am Completely Serious. You can comment here or there.

I’ve just done some Kingdom of Loathing math. Theoretically, if I were to liquefy all my items, I would have 380,597,379 meat. A Mr. Accessory, which presently has a market value of about 4,500,000 meat, costs $10.

So, I have about $840 in video game assets, if there was any way to cash them in.

(A lot of that’s in the form of Items-of-the-Month - the only things I’m missing since June ‘06 are the Travoltan trousers and the yuletide troll chrysalis.)

My main meat-bot script is actually pretty short - it’s only 670 lines, though it spans eight files. Because I use good practice and keep my MMO bots highly modular, you see. I also have about fifteen other, secondary bot-scripts for use in specialized situations, though several of them I think I’ve only ever used once.