Pretend internet money and brilliant applications of programming knowledge

[snarp]

Originally published at I Am Completely Serious. You can comment here or there.

I’ve just done some Kingdom of Loathing math. Theoretically, if I were to liquefy all my items, I would have 380,597,379 meat. A Mr. Accessory, which presently has a market value of about 4,500,000 meat, costs $10.

So, I have about $840 in video game assets, if there was any way to cash them in.

(A lot of that’s in the form of Items-of-the-Month - the only things I’m missing since June ‘06 are the Travoltan trousers and the yuletide troll chrysalis.)

My main meat-bot script is actually pretty short - it’s only 670 lines, though it spans eight files. Because I use good practice and keep my MMO bots highly modular, you see. I also have about fifteen other, secondary bot-scripts for use in specialized situations, though several of them I think I’ve only ever used once.

Comments

[elongated-tito.livejournal.com]

You could probably put them on ebay. Or it all to me. I have been playing it for nearly five days and don't have any cool stuff yet. (Except a clockwork grapefruit, which Sam gave me.)

[snarp]

I gave Sam a clockwork grapefruit when she first started playing. This is a vicious cycle.

eBay tends to take MMO stuff down pretty quickly.

(Give me your account name and I will send you something extremely useful.)

[elongated-tito.livejournal.com]

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