I dreamed that a little boy was searching a video game for his father, and I was with him in the guise of the corgi who follows you around in Rift. He found his father, but he was moving around in ways that did not sync up to his walk animation, and the boy couldn't get close enough to him to hug him, and I kept losing small amounts of HP.

I finally realized that the animations and dialog for the "Find Father" sequence had somehow been applied to a Rare mob, a giant alligator with a distinctive movement pattern and AOE attack that I'd fought before. I had to kill it, presumably with some secret corgi jutsu, just as the boy was about to hug his "father." He dropped an alligator-tooth necklace that raised spell attack power.

Why was the alligator wearing an alligator tooth necklace, who knows.
When you hit level 50, the city throws you a party, where you have to fight a big death-spider from another dimension and watch Uriel and Kira's marriage disintegrating. It's not a very good party. Adriana even doesn't even show up, I guess she's too busy being an Attack on Titan character up in Stillmoor.

Apr. 7th, 2014 02:33 am
Studies have shown that, in 80% of lesbian divorces, one or both individuals state the grounds for divorce to be "evil space dragons."
I am actually kind of invested in Uriel and Kira's relationship in RIFT? This would be less annoying if the quest-line wasn't so broken. I actually missed the big betrayal scene because it didn't play when it was supposed to.
is running a low-level alt to a high-level crafting quest turn-in point. It's like playing a stealth game with a mysterious preoccupation with squirrels.

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