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My room is very clean right now.
May. 7th, 2006 03:35 pmI think that the logical counterpart to "flamingly homosexual" is "swimmingly heterosexual."
Deranged muttering.
Apr. 13th, 2006 06:29 pmA combination of the quality of the material my cheap jeans were made with, and the positioning of the expensive MP3 player in my pocket over the past couple of hours, has inflicted upon me an irritating dermatological condition which I term "nerdrash."
Don't steal my term, jerks.*
The buds on the tree I can see out the hall window get bigger every day. Tomorrow morning I expect to find that they have, sometime during the night, suddenly exploded into monstrous, bloated, cabbage-like growths, smashing some poor frat dude too drunk to ever have known what hit him into the window. His slow slide to the ground will leave a sickening smear of blood and pollen trailing down the glass. Also, arbitrary alliteration.
Spring is malevolent. I keep *sneezing* and stuff.
* It'd be even better if I could somehow connect this with Passover.
Don't steal my term, jerks.*
The buds on the tree I can see out the hall window get bigger every day. Tomorrow morning I expect to find that they have, sometime during the night, suddenly exploded into monstrous, bloated, cabbage-like growths, smashing some poor frat dude too drunk to ever have known what hit him into the window. His slow slide to the ground will leave a sickening smear of blood and pollen trailing down the glass. Also, arbitrary alliteration.
Spring is malevolent. I keep *sneezing* and stuff.
* It'd be even better if I could somehow connect this with Passover.
( No other foe has ever made Bruno's blood *rush* like Red did! )
Hee hee.
Apparently, the people who were feeding the vain deer are Comm Lady and her crazy Canadian husband. Huh.
If "Spanglophone" were a word (and apparently, it's not), would it be capitalized?
Hee hee.
Apparently, the people who were feeding the vain deer are Comm Lady and her crazy Canadian husband. Huh.
If "Spanglophone" were a word (and apparently, it's not), would it be capitalized?
I made up a new term just now. Ready?
"Sugar-high fantasy."
Now I just need to figure out what I mean by it. Cecilia Dart-Thornton?
"Sugar-high fantasy."
Now I just need to figure out what I mean by it. Cecilia Dart-Thornton?
