Is today the one where I admit to my secret true nature, and everyone thinks I'm joking, or the one where I shed this faded, ill-fitting garment of mortal life and revert to my proper form, and everyone calls the fucking cops?
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Apr. 22nd, 2013 10:50 amI don’t want this to turn into some kind of a confrontation, but someone in this room posted their super-romantic fanfic chapter at 1:00 AM last night and left an obvious typo in the first goshdarn line. Maybe that someone should think about doing something about their sleep schedule. I’m just saying, man, let’s not make this a thing.
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People who say stuff like “let’s not make this a thing” and “I don’t want this to turn into a confrontation” are pretty much always being assholes, right? Like those are things you say when you’re making a remark you know is going to be inflammatory and want to signal “I will not take responsibility for my words.” These phrases indicate a conversational drive-by.
“Let’s not make this a thing but it is totes stupid that you are vegan.”
“Why, exactly?”
“Hey, I said I didn’t want to make this a thing!”
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People who say stuff like “let’s not make this a thing” and “I don’t want this to turn into a confrontation” are pretty much always being assholes, right? Like those are things you say when you’re making a remark you know is going to be inflammatory and want to signal “I will not take responsibility for my words.” These phrases indicate a conversational drive-by.
“Let’s not make this a thing but it is totes stupid that you are vegan.”
“Why, exactly?”
“Hey, I said I didn’t want to make this a thing!”