I read the label of one of Dad's energy drinks out of the corner of my eye while doing something else. My brain processed the name as "Kiwi-Spider-Gluten."

Maybe I should have just let myself keep thinking that, but I took a second look. It's actually called "Kiwi-Strawberry-A+Lutein." Which is only slight less baffling.
I swear I just heard an NBC announcer say something about "the Japanese misogyny team."

I imagine that they're just released onto Reddit with one of those instant macro creators open in another tab.

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