I am the Jerk of Doom. The Jerk outfit is a flannel shirt over the appropriate WhatPumpkin hoodie, plus whatever pants you wore yesterday. In classical iconography, the Jerk of Doom is most often depicted lying on the floor hating stuff.

Nov. 5th, 2012 03:48 pm
I am home sick and upset about the election, which for all I know are directly-related quantitites, and I feel the impulse to check on the recently-surgically-assisted dog every twenty minutes. He's got a funny-looking shaved pattern on his stomach and sides, sort of like wings. He seems pretty cheerful, though. I don't know why I'm worrying about you, bewinged dog, you just wag and ask me for more food every time I go out there.

I obviously can't concentrate on anything for very long at a time, so I can't process complex texts, so I decided to read a webcomic. I'm reading Homestuck. Someone should've told me it was basically an extended sequence of Earthbound and Chrono Trigger references. Those games being among my favorite things in the world, as they are. The internet just keeps slacking off on its duties recently, I swear.

(If the election goes badly I may move back to Japan and hide forever under an inexpensive futon with a swiss roll purchased from Family Mart.)

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