Conversation I Have With My Cat Surprisingly Often

[snarp]

him: *betrayed nyehhhhhh*

me: Dude, I already gave you one piece of kale, that is plenty for you.

him: *tries to stick his head in my salad*

me: *puts him on the floor with his piece of kale*

He just really likes greens.

Comments

[affreca]

Thank goodness I'm not the only one with confused cats that think they're vegetarians. Won't touch meat, but will eat any damn leaf that gets in the house.

[telophase]

Mine doesn't like meat, except for pork which makes her throw up, but will CUT YOU for a Ritz cracker.