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[snarp]

why can't tumblr learn that i never want to see posts about jasper cullen

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[enemyofperfect]

Now that I think about it, though, Twilight vampires are probably definitely gems. I mean, canonically, they are sparkly, beautiful, and cold and hard to the touch. Which is basically what defines a gemstone, right? Speaking as someone who has learned everything that can be learned about Steven Universe from random context-free images on my dash, I feel confident in the awesomeness of my theory.

[snarp]

Denied, the vampires are not 1) from space, 2) magical girls, 3) gay.

[enemyofperfect]

Yeah, that's fair.