Very Short Fanfics Part Whatever

[snarp]

For azurelunatic, set in the really good AU I just came up with in which everyone is a normal human except for the witches, who are exactly as they are in canon. No one thinks that there is anything strange about this.

(I have accidentally turned your Dave-and-Karkat prompt into something female-centric like some kind of a reverse PXS.)

DAVE: what is lovecraftian though

DAVE: what even is that word is this a fucking romcom thing

KARKAT: NO, GOD, IT MEANS "OF OUR HAVING TO DO WITH FEFERI'S MOM"

KARKAT: LALONDE IS YOUR SISTER, AS A SUPPORTIVE BROTHER YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW THIS FUCKING WORD, IT IS THE TERM FOR HER SEXUAL PREFERENCES.

DAVE: okay one

DAVE: she wants to fuck plenty of moms other than feferis mom so thats not all inclusive

DAVE: and two youre definitely full of shit because why would there need to be an actual specific word for that

DAVE: like theres no word for jades dog

DAVE: or for damara and there should sure as FUCK be a word for damara

KARKAT: THE DAMARA ONE IS "CHTHONIC." I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW WHY THERE'S NOT ONE FOR THE DOG.

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[azurelunatic]

*continues to giggle extensively*