Another Extremely Short Fanfic

[snarp]

pazi: Fine, if you want like, prompts and shit and answers to the questions you literally asked! Jade/Terezi please.

TEREZI: SO W3 H4V3 3ST4BL1SH3D TH4T YOU 4R3, 1N F4CT, M4G1C4L TH13F J4D3 -

TEREZI: 4ND TH4T J4D3 1S YOUR R34L N4M3 WH1CH YOU D1D NOT 1N F4CT BOTH3R TO CONC34L

TEREZI: WH1CH M4K3S YOU 4N 4WFULLY SUBST4ND4RD M4G1C4L G1RL 1N MY P3RSON4L OP1N1ON!

JADE: pffft, says the person who STILL couldn't track me down normal-ways! i'm only even here because you STOLE my cute animal sidekick! PRETTY substandard police-officer behavior!

TEREZI: YOUR CUT3 4N1M4L S1D3K1CK 4T3 4 WHOL3 FLOOR OF TH3 LOUVR3, 4ND 4LSO 1S NOT CUT3

TEREZI: SH3 1S 4 SP1D3R

JADE: okay, i will admit that i have a pretty bad and uncute animal sidekick!

VRISKA, FROM INSIDE A JAR: Hey!

JADE: she is terrible and i will take responsibility for her crimes! now aren't you going to handcuff me?

TEREZI: 1 DONT R34LLY S33 TH3 PO1NT, G1V3N TH4T YOU 4R3 D3F1N1T3LY PL4NN1NG TO 3SC4P3 4ND ST34L H3R B4CK W1TH1N 4N HOUR OR SO OF MY G3TT1NG YOU TO J41L

JADE: don't you wannnnnnt to handcuff me?

TEREZI: WH4T 4STON1SH1NGLY UNPROF3SS1ON4L B3H4V1OR, M4G1C4L TH13F J4D3! >:O

VRISKA: Hey! 8oth of you cut that out RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!