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Feb. 12th, 2015 11:07 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
snarpMom: - just one of those pro se litigants who are like “you and every other lawyer in Kentucky is conspiring to make me lose my small claims case!” And I’m like, "buddy. I don’t know who you are, you’re in some little town in western Kentucky I have literally never even heard of. You are not on my list.”
me: “So you do have a list! I knew it!”
Mom: Yes, my list of people against whom I am conspiring along with the entirety of the Kentucky bar. We all get along so well.
me: “I will have justice! I’m off to file a FOIA request for your list!”
Mom: No, no, we’re private individuals doing this conspiracy, he can’t do a FOIA.
me: “So you do have a list! I knew it!”
Mom: Yes, my list of people against whom I am conspiring along with the entirety of the Kentucky bar. We all get along so well.
me: “I will have justice! I’m off to file a FOIA request for your list!”
Mom: No, no, we’re private individuals doing this conspiracy, he can’t do a FOIA.
