[personal profile] snarp
At home. Politics is infuriating and sleazy and I will do the revolution just so as not to subject people to stuff like what happened today. My revolution will be the first to use a video game for its core text, that being Kingdom of Loathing, which teaches that you fight sleaze with ice and spookiness - but watch out, 'cuz it does double damage on fire and stinkiness!

I will have there be some kind of jerk blood-test that they administer before they allow you to run for office, or maybe one of those questionnaires that's supposed to identify sociopaths. It will save the non-loathsome candidates money, and the public a lot of unattractive advertising.

I went to take a nap immediately after [livejournal.com profile] thegeekgene and I got home, morosely convinced that she would wake me up in under an hour so I could deal with a crisis involving sleaze having followed us home and being on the porch with a fake special knife from a seventies movie from out of the Edge Co. catalog.

Mom woke me up an hour ago and fed me some very good pork, though, so I feel better now.

Date: 2006-10-22 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegeekgene.livejournal.com
Evildoers only come after me when I'm home alone. It's a radar thing.

Date: 2006-10-22 11:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegeekgene.livejournal.com
That was one time. And the bleeding stopped, didn't it?

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