Llamas must be *indestructible.*

[snarp]

Page 20 of a recent Dwarf Fortress combat log:

* The Brush Titan punches The militia commander in the head with its left hand, but the attack is deflected by The militia commander's (llama wool hood)!
* The Brush Titan kicks The militia commander in the head with its left foot, but the attack is deflected by The militia commander's (llama wool hood)!
* The Brush Titan shoots out thick strands of webbing!
* The Brush Titan kicks The militia commander in the head with its left foot, but the attack is deflected by The militia commander's (llama wool hood)!
* The Brush Titan kicks The militia commander in the head with its right foot, but the attack is deflected by The militia commander's (llama wool hood)!
* The Brush Titan shoots out thick strands of webbing!
* The Brush Titan kicks The militia commander in the head with its left foot, but the attack is deflected by The militia commander's (llama wool hood)!
* The Brush Titan kicks The militia commander in the head with its right foot, but the attack is deflected by The militia commander's (llama wool hood)!
* The Brush Titan shoots out thick strands of webbing!
* The Brush Titan kicks The militia commander in the head with its right foot, but the attack is deflected by The militia commander's (llama wool hood)!
* The Brush Titan kicks The militia commander in the head with its left foot, but the attack is deflected by The militia commander's (llama wool hood)!
* The Brush Titan shoots out thick strands of webbing!
* The Brush Titan kicks The militia commander in the head with its left foot, but the attack is deflected by The militia commander's (llama wool hood)!

The first nineteen pages are basically the same. The commander's not fighting back because she got stuck in a spiderweb. Why can't the titan kill the dwarf who's stuck in a spiderweb? Well, obviously it is because she is wearing a hood.

After about a month of watching this thing Cossack dance uselessly at the commander's head, stubbornly refusing to take a break to patronize my beautiful recently-cleaned trap corridor, I sent out the rest of the soldiers to shoot it down. I was concerned that the commander might starve to death.

Combat in Dwarf Fortress is kind of stupid, is what I'm saying here.