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Reviews Of Young Adult Novels, Mainly Those Prominently Featuring Vampires, And Containing At Least One Love Triangle, Chapter 11:
Rose woke up locked in a bloodstained metal cell next to a miniature bottle of bourbon and box of chalk. This wasn’t actually the first time she’d woken up in this specific configuration, which could be construed as evidence of poor life choices on her part.
This time she had a piece of paper scotch-taped to her forehead, which was new. It said:
“FUCK YOU ASSHOLE
AND YOUR ROBOT”
Good try, Mr. Vantas.