Bar Mitzvah... On The Death Star!

[snarp]

Me: So last night I dreamed that we all went to [cousin]'s son's bar mitzvah? And it was at a fancy, ridiculously expensive hotel, and was just interminable, like we had to keep moving from one place to another for different ceremonial things.

Mom: Huh.

Me: So during one of these moves I skipped out to use the restroom, and as I was wandering around trying to find everyone again, I realized that the hotel was located on the Death Star.

Mom: Hah! No, the invitation says it will take place at -

Me: The Four Seasons, right? The Four Seasons that's aboard the Death Star.

Mom: - at a synogogue, dear. It will be a small ceremony at the local synogogue, and then there'll also be lunch at the synogogue. Sorry to disppoint you.

Me: And I thought all my dreams were premonitory now!

Mom: Sorry. It sounds like the title of a story, though. Bar Mitzvah... On The Death Star!

Me: It sounds like someone's fanfic.

Mom: Yeah.

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[sara]

Y'know, there's a lot of Homestuck that could be effectively summarized as, "Bar Mitzvah on the Death Star."

[snarp]

If only John and Karkat had been Jewish.

[sara]

I could construct a reasonable argument that Karkat is Jewish. Not even a particularly farfetched reasonable argument. Because yeah.