Homestuck update.
Apr. 10th, 2013 10:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
snarpGod I love Caliborn.
Seriously, this guy is the best villain after Vriska.
Did you hear that, other kids? The little green skull pimp in suspenders is schooling you on form. You'd best listen.
Exciting possibilities for John:
1) He will not zap out this time, will have a stupid conversation with Caliborn, and will end up helping with Caliborn's plans to overthrow the Black Queen.
2) He will not zap out this time, will have a stupid conversation with Caliborn, and will get beat up and captured by the idiot squad, requiring that he be rescued like a good little shoujo heroine.
3) He will have a stupid conversation with Caliborn and then zap out, returning to Vriska, who will realize that he was talking to LE and throw a hissy fit at him for failing to drop it like it's hot whilst the pimp's in the crib. Damn it, John, that's what the thing was for! Now Dave's probably going to do it and you're going to lose to Terezi's human boy!
4) Somehow Caliborn double-kills him and he is a ghost and in the ghost army because Vriska's still mad at him. Whoops.
Any of these options could involve Caliborn confusing him with Jake. That would be good. Or he has an unpleasant conversation with Gamzee and gets mad at him for leaving Karkat.
The least exciting possibility is that he just zaps out. Don't do that, John. Fuck some shit up here.
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REALLY. GETTING JACK TO DO VIOLENT THINGS FOR ME. ALWAYS STRIKES ME AS SUCH A GOOD PLAN.
SO I MIGHT AS WELL JUST DO IT ALWAYS. RATHER THAN ALWAYS THINKING OF NEW STUFF. WHICH IS HARD TO DO.
Seriously, this guy is the best villain after Vriska.
I WILL THINK OF A WAY TO DISPOSE OF HIM ONCE HIS USEFULNESS IS OVER.
IT'S BAD FORM TO LEAVE STRAY NOIRS WANDERING AROUND.
Did you hear that, other kids? The little green skull pimp in suspenders is schooling you on form. You'd best listen.
Exciting possibilities for John:
1) He will not zap out this time, will have a stupid conversation with Caliborn, and will end up helping with Caliborn's plans to overthrow the Black Queen.
2) He will not zap out this time, will have a stupid conversation with Caliborn, and will get beat up and captured by the idiot squad, requiring that he be rescued like a good little shoujo heroine.
3) He will have a stupid conversation with Caliborn and then zap out, returning to Vriska, who will realize that he was talking to LE and throw a hissy fit at him for failing to drop it like it's hot whilst the pimp's in the crib. Damn it, John, that's what the thing was for! Now Dave's probably going to do it and you're going to lose to Terezi's human boy!
4) Somehow Caliborn double-kills him and he is a ghost and in the ghost army because Vriska's still mad at him. Whoops.
Any of these options could involve Caliborn confusing him with Jake. That would be good. Or he has an unpleasant conversation with Gamzee and gets mad at him for leaving Karkat.
The least exciting possibility is that he just zaps out. Don't do that, John. Fuck some shit up here.
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