I don't know what day it is, but it's the Year of the Snake.

[snarp]

It is a good year for giant snake aliens.

Anyway, matching Fruits Basket characters to trolls, because of zodiac.

• Karkat = Kyo
• Kanaya = Yuki
• Terezi = ...Shigure (oh god)
• Nepeta = Momiji
• Feferi = Ayame!
• Tavros = Ritsu
• Sollux = Hatsuharu
• Aradia = Kureno, except it's maybe funnier if she's Rin, because:
• Equius = a stray horse just following Aradia around all the time
• Vriska = man Takaya doesn't do this kind of character does she. I'm making you Hiro in retribution for your manifold sins, Vriska. You are now tiny and harmless and petulant about it.
• Eridan = no one because he is far too awful sorry
• Gamzee = I'm debating whether I should assign him to Kisa. Would that be funny? I'm not sure. Kind of borderline, really.

• John = Tohru, obviously. Okay, maybe Vriska can be Akito?
• Rose = Hanajima or Machi, depending on state of sobriety/grimdarkness.
• Jade = Kyoko? I think you're probably Kyoko, Jade. Sorry about how you're like, super-dead, but at least you pretty much control reality.
• Dave = Kakeru, except Kakeru is Yuki's heterosexual life partner, not Kyo's. No, wait, it is significantly funnier if he's Megumi. Dave is Megumi.

Annnnd Dirk is Shigure's editor, hahahaha.

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