Reviews Of Young Adult Novels, Chapter 4 (Homestuck Fanfic)

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Reviews Of Young Adult Novels, Mainly Those Prominently Featuring Vampires, And Containing At Least One Love Triangle, Chapter 4:

Troll

From Whelkapedia, the “free” [1][2][3] encyclopedia

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More than ninety-nine percent of commercially-produced trolls derive from only three mother grubs, all located in the United States and the property of Crockercorp. The largest of these, commonly called “Big Betty,” is believed to be at least five hundred years old, and produces sixty-nine percent of all healthy pupae.

No mother grubs are presently known to exist in the wild. The number of fertile mother grubs appears to have declined sharply over the past thousand years, for reasons which have yet to be determined, but have been conclusively medically and economically demonstrated not to be the fault of Crockercorp [19].